I'm sorry! I didn't mean to pee in the bed. I swear. I was having this dream.... you know the one where you dream you're in the bathroom and when you wake up... Actually, Daddy did it. He just blamed it on me. I saw him do it! I swear. Would I lie to you? Do you really think I wanted you to wake up like that? I think we should rub Daddy's nose in it! Yeah, that's a good idea. Then we can put him outside. I think we should really consider crate training him. It's the only way he'll ever learn.