I Am A Vicious Beast

The next door neighbor insists on calling me sweetie. She says I'm to cute and nice to be named Fang. Boy, is she wrong! I'm a bad, bad dog. Very bad. Let me tell you about all the bad things I do! I'm in a Doggie motorcycle gang. There's nothing more vicious than me in a leather coat and my doggles. I drink beer. I chew my toys until there's nothing left. I even sniff butts! If you see me in your neighborhood you better watch out. I'm bad like my daddy! Growl!