I just thought I should warn you people about some stuff! Some of you might be getting pretty close to Ocho in the next couple months, maybe even sleeping in the same room! She snores. LOUD! As loud as Grandpa Pat. And she farts. That's not so loud, but it stinks. She's a very bad dog. I just cuddle, lick, and bark at my own reflection. I'm obviously the better dog.

We're going on a trip!!!!

We better rest up, because we're going on a trip in a couple of months! Just wait until I get there! I bet there are all kinds of fun things to bite. I've never tasted hotel furniture before...

I'm so excited!

I have a coat! It's neat. I bit Ochos coat. We won a hamburger. I bit it. It wasn't even real! I was mad so I bit it some more. I like biting things, but Mommy says my teeth should only go into food and toys. She's no fun!