It has come to my attention that some of you think my sister and I are weird looking! Well, you have some nerve! Look at you humans, walking around all pink and sprouting hair in patches from your heads, backs, upper lips and armpits! You think we have flat faces? Look at you! The only thing poking out of your face is a sharp looking nose! And your ears neither perk nor flop! You don't even have tails! What do you wag when you're happy? My sister and I are covered with pretty, shiny, beautiful fur, and it's NATURAL! (The bald spot is growing in.) You take it off of others animals and run around wearing it! That's icky! I think you guys are the weird looking ones!