I was at the vet the other day and I happened to pick up an issue of Dog Fancy in the waiting room. I was mostly looking at the pictures. I found an article all about how to name your dog. I guess that under no circumstances should you ever give your dog a vicious sounding name. If your dog already has a mean sounding name, you should change it right away! I was mad. I like my name! The article went on to say that instead of naming a dog something bad like FANG (they actually used my name as an example!) you should name it something nice like PIXIE! Pixies are dumb. My dad already gets enough crap for being metrosexual. Imagine having a dog in a sweater named Pixie. How sad would that be! Fangs are cool. Dog Fancy is stupid!