I want to run around in the yard, the Junkyard that is. Here's a little Junkyard Poetry for all Y'all........

The Tooth Fairy, who is she?
I'll bite her in the ass if she comes for me!
I don't see a dentist, for I'm a dog you see,
my teeth get brushed by Mommy and Daddy.


....Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go lick myself.