Hi! How are you? I haven't talked to you in awhile! You should come over and play with me. I'll share my nice, bland hamburger and rice with you. Bring a couple of friends! I'm sure Mommy will make more than enough for all of us!

Hey.... what are you looking at? Are you staring at my bald spot! You are! That's not nice! I'm not sharing any food with you! I don't make fun of your deformities, and you have plenty, you mutant freak ! Meanie!