I'm a ghost dog! Yay! Now when I drag your underwear out into the middle of the room it will look like they're moving under their own power. This is going to be fun. ...

I Am A Vicious Beast

The next door neighbor insists on calling me sweetie. She says I'm to cute and nice to be named Fang. Boy, is she wrong! I'm a bad, bad dog. Very bad. Let me tell you about all the bad things I do! I'm in a Doggie motorcycle gang. There's nothing more vicious than me in a leather coat and my doggles. I drink beer. I chew my toys until there's nothing left. I even sniff butts! If you see me in your neighborhood you better watch out. I'm bad like my daddy! Growl!

I'm sorry! I didn't mean to pee in the bed. I swear. I was having this dream.... you know the one where you dream you're in the bathroom and when you wake up... Actually, Daddy did it. He just blamed it on me. I saw him do it! I swear. Would I lie to you? Do you really think I wanted you to wake up like that? I think we should rub Daddy's nose in it! Yeah, that's a good idea. Then we can put him outside. I think we should really consider crate training him. It's the only way he'll ever learn.

HI! My name is Fang. I'm a Boston Terrier/Pug mix, and in case you couldn't tell, I'm cute. I like food, Ocho, sleeping (on necks) , clean carpet to potty on, and food. If you have a face, I'll lick it! If you have a cat, I'll chase it, and if you have food, I'LL EAT IT!! My hobbies include, Playing with Ocho, eating, sleeping (on necks), chewing on things, and eating. Keep posted for the latest information about me, and the food I ate. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go eat, potty on some clean carpet, and find a comfy neck to sleep on.